So, going along with my new Brian Schuch theme, I’ve decided to write Brian Schuch: the poem. [Edit 2008-05-16T03:48:03+00:00: This poem has been rewritten to not suck quite as much]

Brian Schuch

Hello, My name is Brian Schuch
And I’m not something from a book
And though it may bewilder
I’m not a house builder

I’m living in Japan
I hit you with frying pan
Brian Schuch is my name
Winning is my drain?

Bah, this poem sucks
You can buy it for 100 bucks
Please end it now

by

Brian Schuch