Let it envelope your soul!
As of this posting, if you search for failure on goooooogle, it’s a biography for the worst president ever!
Actually, what I’m doing now is sort of how that works. It’s SEO. What I’m doing is just through my one site, this is a google bomb and not all that interesting anymore. Just a bunch of morons like me linking to the white house bio page with the word “faliure”. Bah.
Brian Schuch
Monkey Monkey
In the zoo
Monkey Monkey
What to do?
Why, pretty monkey,
Are you locked away?
Why, pretty monkey,
Won’t you come and play?
Monkey Monkey
What’s that smell?
Monkey Monkey
What the hell?!?
Why, pretty monkey,
Are you doing it?
Why, pretty monkey,
Are you throwing shit?
Brian Schuch
This story was originally written by my friend Matthew Ross who is a brilliant artist (search for him on ebay for cat art), and if he illustrated this story, it would look much better. However, this is a rewrite from my memory.
As most of you probably don’t know, Japan is currently being beseiged by a loverly typhoon. In Japan, they don’t name them. They just give them numbers, so this year there have been 14 typhoons in the region. However this is only the second to remotely affect Japan. Anyway, this is the closest I’ve been to the eye of a typhoon or hurricane (which is the same thing, it’s stupid they have two names…). I caught quite abit of the faster part of the typhoon. As I write, actually, it is howling like mad out there. This is also the first typhoon to actually damage something I own. I have this little overhang to put my clothes under to dry, well I guess I should say I had one cause it’s gone. Hopefully, when the tide hits full tide, it won’t push the river outside my house overr the banks, cause it’s pretty close (to going over, not to my house, it’s still abit away, but too close for comfort).
Brian Schuch