http://brianschuch.com/wp/2005/08/12/on-the-battle-of-the-squirrels And then they came back with soup! Sat, 17 Oct 2009 02:32:13 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://brianschuch.com/wp/2005/08/12/on-the-battle-of-the-squirrels/comment-page-1#comment-22 Brian Fri, 16 Sep 2005 14:06:55 +0000 http://brianschuch.com/wp/?p=2#comment-22 There is all the need of clarification. Chipmunks and squirrels are quite spieciest and insist upon these sorts of things. Why do you think the war began in the first place? The vile squirrels and squipmunks must be vanquished! The loathsome chipmunks and their bastard squipmunk offspring must perish! There is all the need of clarification. Chipmunks and squirrels are quite spieciest and insist upon these sorts of things. Why do you think the war began in the first place? The vile squirrels and squipmunks must be vanquished! The loathsome chipmunks and their bastard squipmunk offspring must perish!

]]> http://brianschuch.com/wp/2005/08/12/on-the-battle-of-the-squirrels/comment-page-1#comment-14 Jamie Mon, 05 Sep 2005 04:07:04 +0000 http://brianschuch.com/wp/?p=2#comment-14 Okay, there is simply no need to clarify our animals with names like "original" and "pure" just call them chipmunks and squirrels and squipmunks. Poisoning the food supply Brian???? Come on, they eat practically the exact same things. You obviously missed the chipmunks that are being forced to work around the clock to perfect a new breed of squipmunk...one that can reproduce. Simply put, if the squirrel and chipmunk cannot unite against their common enemy then there may not be much hope left for them. Except maybe as slaves...or genetic fodder (and hats!). Okay, there is simply no need to clarify our animals with names like “original” and “pure” just call them chipmunks and squirrels and squipmunks. Poisoning the food supply Brian???? Come on, they eat practically the exact same things. You obviously missed the chipmunks that are being forced to work around the clock to perfect a new breed of squipmunk…one that can reproduce. Simply put, if the squirrel and chipmunk cannot unite against their common enemy then there may not be much hope left for them. Except maybe as slaves…or genetic fodder (and hats!).

]]> http://brianschuch.com/wp/2005/08/12/on-the-battle-of-the-squirrels/comment-page-1#comment-11 Brian Sun, 28 Aug 2005 00:51:26 +0000 http://brianschuch.com/wp/?p=2#comment-11 Well, I see you forgot the fact that these "squipmunks" are like mules, quite sterile. I would think that there'd be a major problem where the original chipmunks and squirrels would be forced into the breeding pens in order to maintain the population of squipmunks. However, we are dealing with the fact that they are half squirrel and have yet to think of this. The pure chipmunks however, are well aware that this eventuallity is only moments away and have taken up a secret war to wipe out the squirrels. Using cunning and stealth they have managed to poison the food supply of the squirrels. It's only a matter of time until the squipmunks reign comes to an inevitable end. Well, I see you forgot the fact that these “squipmunks” are like mules, quite sterile. I would think that there’d be a major problem where the original chipmunks and squirrels would be forced into the breeding pens in order to maintain the population of squipmunks. However, we are dealing with the fact that they are half squirrel and have yet to think of this. The pure chipmunks however, are well aware that this eventuallity is only moments away and have taken up a secret war to wipe out the squirrels. Using cunning and stealth they have managed to poison the food supply of the squirrels. It’s only a matter of time until the squipmunks reign comes to an inevitable end.

]]> http://brianschuch.com/wp/2005/08/12/on-the-battle-of-the-squirrels/comment-page-1#comment-10 Jamie Sat, 27 Aug 2005 18:12:13 +0000 http://brianschuch.com/wp/?p=2#comment-10 Why would you ask that question? They would live on the ground AND in trees, like they did before. The new purple squipmunks would be interlopers posessing the ability to breathe fire and the shields...AND the ability to use them. These squipmunks would be a perfect "peace keeping" force. However, who knows if these abilities would be used for good or evil as the role of "peace keeping" force might not be enough to satiate the ever-more-powerful squipmunks...will the squirrels and the chipmunks be destroyed enslaved or will they unite against the squipmunks and fight to save their very own lives...? Why would you ask that question? They would live on the ground AND in trees, like they did before. The new purple squipmunks would be interlopers posessing the ability to breathe fire and the shields…AND the ability to use them. These squipmunks would be a perfect “peace keeping” force. However, who knows if these abilities would be used for good or evil as the role of “peace keeping” force might not be enough to satiate the ever-more-powerful squipmunks…will the squirrels and the chipmunks be destroyed enslaved or will they unite against the squipmunks and fight to save their very own lives…?

]]> http://brianschuch.com/wp/2005/08/12/on-the-battle-of-the-squirrels/comment-page-1#comment-4 Brian Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:32:33 +0000 http://brianschuch.com/wp/?p=2#comment-4 But would they live on the ground like chipmunks or in the trees like squirrels? But would they live on the ground like chipmunks or in the trees like squirrels?

]]> http://brianschuch.com/wp/2005/08/12/on-the-battle-of-the-squirrels/comment-page-1#comment-3 Jamie Fri, 12 Aug 2005 15:37:42 +0000 http://brianschuch.com/wp/?p=2#comment-3 I would suggest an intermarriage as a possible means of ending the carnage...The resulting force would have both fire and the fireproof force field, plus the purple chipmunk/squirrel babies would be really cute. I would suggest an intermarriage as a possible means of ending the carnage…The resulting force would have both fire and the fireproof force field, plus the purple chipmunk/squirrel babies would be really cute.

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