Continuing on with this charade of typing text I must say that blue squirrels will never have the courage to defeat the army of red fire-breathing chipmunks. Their numbers are too great to be over come by mere squirrels. Did I mention the fact that they breath fire? You would think that the squirrels would have the advantage after inventing a fireproof force field, but these are squirrels; smart enough to invent the force field, too dumb to use it.
Brian Schuch
I would suggest an intermarriage as a possible means of ending the carnage…The resulting force would have both fire and the fireproof force field, plus the purple chipmunk/squirrel babies would be really cute.
But would they live on the ground like chipmunks or in the trees like squirrels?
Why would you ask that question? They would live on the ground AND in trees, like they did before. The new purple squipmunks would be interlopers posessing the ability to breathe fire and the shields…AND the ability to use them. These squipmunks would be a perfect “peace keeping” force. However, who knows if these abilities would be used for good or evil as the role of “peace keeping” force might not be enough to satiate the ever-more-powerful squipmunks…will the squirrels and the chipmunks be destroyed enslaved or will they unite against the squipmunks and fight to save their very own lives…?
Well, I see you forgot the fact that these “squipmunks” are like mules, quite sterile. I would think that there’d be a major problem where the original chipmunks and squirrels would be forced into the breeding pens in order to maintain the population of squipmunks. However, we are dealing with the fact that they are half squirrel and have yet to think of this. The pure chipmunks however, are well aware that this eventuallity is only moments away and have taken up a secret war to wipe out the squirrels. Using cunning and stealth they have managed to poison the food supply of the squirrels. It’s only a matter of time until the squipmunks reign comes to an inevitable end.
Okay, there is simply no need to clarify our animals with names like “original” and “pure” just call them chipmunks and squirrels and squipmunks. Poisoning the food supply Brian???? Come on, they eat practically the exact same things. You obviously missed the chipmunks that are being forced to work around the clock to perfect a new breed of squipmunk…one that can reproduce. Simply put, if the squirrel and chipmunk cannot unite against their common enemy then there may not be much hope left for them. Except maybe as slaves…or genetic fodder (and hats!).
There is all the need of clarification. Chipmunks and squirrels are quite spieciest and insist upon these sorts of things. Why do you think the war began in the first place? The vile squirrels and squipmunks must be vanquished! The loathsome chipmunks and their bastard squipmunk offspring must perish!